http://bit.ly/1okacf7Does anybody else find this a little rude? "You might be the wrong side of cool – but let’s be honest, you never really qualified anyway." Ummm, thanks? "Diligence is your middle name... really? That’s a little embarrassing." Err, why should I be embarrassed that I try to do things as perfectly as I can?
And then there are the confusing bits, like this paragraph: "Life is not non-stop excitement – and if it were, your heart wouldn’t take it. Sure some of us bore more easily than others but maybe, just maybe, you are being bratty. Handing out tough love today." Ok, so first you say that I'm happy with a duller life, since my heart wouldn't take it, then you say I bore easily (or do you say that other people bore easily?), then you say I'm bratty, WHUT?! What am I being bratty about?!
And then there are the plain wrong bits. I've never had mung beans in my life. I don't drink and I hate hanging out with people who go out only to drink, it bores me. My family are
always the Waltons thankyouverymuch. My mobile bill is pathetically low. I don't so much "gracefully glide through" life as just sit there while it happens around me. And if I'm supposed to be "unashamedly flirty", then clearly I've misunderstood the term all these years!!!!
...Of course, there are some pointed truths in here too, like the stuff about long-term goals ("do you have them?" :/) and "remember no one wears lonely well."