Reasons to Despair of Humanity No. 905

[rhondacrockett]

So I need white shoes to go with my outfit for my brother's wedding. You would think that would be easy, right? Wrong! All either too casual or too short or too big or too high-heeled ARRRGH!!!!! I have trailed through a dozen or more shoe shops and found nothing, so I have been reduced to ordering from Amazon, the evil blighters.

Anyway, whilst scrolling through their list of "white shoes women", I came across these monstrosities. I actually swore out loud when I saw them. OW TOES HOW THE FUDGSICLES DO YOU WALK SHOES ARE SUPPOSED TO ALLOW YOU TO WALK I DON'T EVEN AUGH!!!!

This just confirms my conviction that fashion is evil.

Comments

[dava.livejournal.com]

I... um... suspect you're not meant to walk while wearing those shoes. >_>

[rhondacrockett]

Lol I see similar ones elsewhere on Amazon described as "dominatrix" shoes. Isn't the whole point that the dominatrix is the one who gets to move around? Unless she puts them on after she's done the whole moving-about thing... People just do not compute.

[daf9.livejournal.com]

Makes my feet hurt just looking at the picture.

[rhondacrockett]

I know! I thought stillettos were bad but that's just x_x

[evildeadpony.livejournal.com]

walk, walk fashion baby >;)

weddings should not be so damn complicated, lol.

[rhondacrockett]

"weddings should not be so damn complicated"

Tell me about it! *rolls eyes*