No, no imaginary buzzcocks! For the imaginary harem, see my answer to Minty. "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" is a British comedy panel quiz show, based around pop music. It's presented by Mark Lamarr, a DJ on BBC Radio 2, who looks like he ought to be a teddy-boy from the 50s. The captains of the opposing panels are Phil Jupitus, another radio DJ and a stand-up comic, and Bill Bailey, another comic whose stage-act includes him playing the keyboards and guitar. Mark does bitter sarcasm, Phil does good-natured bemusement, and Bill does weird and wonderful tangents. The show always succeeds in making me laugh.