*sniffs*

The Seamus Heaney library smells of puny undergraduates.

I want the British Library to win University Challenge: the Professionals. I want them to go up against Oxford University Press and whup their Oxbridge asses!

Hmmm, strawberries! So much gorgeous soft fruit around right now: strawberries, raspberries, blackcurrents, redcurrents, plums, peaches, yum yum. I want to get a juice-maker and chuck them all in.

Right, I need to go work now...